[nope, too late. he found a metaphor he likes and he's sticking with it. complete with ridiculously over-the-top hand gestures, waving his claws like paws. because only ann takamaki can get him to act like a complete dork. or rather act like an actual human being with an actual sense of humor who actually knows how to enjoy himself.]
Beautiful, powerful, deadly. Just like a panther, lurking in the dark.
[wow seto. so flattering. much compliment, very praise.]
But like, a really, really clumsy one. So more of a big kitty. A kitty who can set things on fire.
[ Wow. What the fuck even is this. She watches all of his movements wearily, and for a split second, that sounds sincere. Huh. Maybe the moniker 'Panther' wasn't a bad choice after all. Certainly better than 'Sexy Cat' like the boys wanted. ]
Wow, you really think so--
[ Nope. The other shoe falls, and she's not even offended. She snorts into her tea, the MOST ladylike here, before she sits up straight, trying not to choke to death on her own delicious drink. ]
Sssssoooo a derpy fire cat, huh? I can't... I can't even argue with that.
...Actually, I didn't think about that. That sounds a whole lot better than using you as a chair or a pillow, now that I think about it.
[ Well, maybe not hacking up hairballs all over the carpet but whatever. It doesn't matter. ]
And not just your stuff. I've now been given permission to sit on whoever I want and knock everyone else's things around too. It's all fair game now and it's all your fault.
On you, dragon-kun. Directly on your back. At the most inconvenient times.
[ FRIENDZONED-- ]
Of course, if you're inviting me to sleep with you, that means I have to come into your room at like three am and run around and knock every last thing down and maybe run over you like ten times too. For good measure.
[definitely stuck in the friendzone. but he's more than okay with that too.]
Yeah, yeah. Whatever you say.
[kaiba starts cleaning up the counter, unwittingly falling into the role of wage slave. which would've been unthinkable, once upon a time. once upon a time, he paid good money for good coffee, brewed by some poor intern that he pressed into service and often fired on the spot. but he can't find the heart to complain about it. or fire this awful woman.]
Was it a good birthday?
[he shouldn't care about it. or about her. or about himself. but now he finds that he kind of wants to try.]
Just you wait and see. I'm taking that as an open invitation to break into your room and crawl into bed with you whenever I feel like.
[ She won't. Probably. But even as he starts to clean up, she quickly follows suit after finishing her crepe, not wanting him to have to bear the brunt of cleaning up everything. Besides, it's the least she can do for such a sweet surprise. ]
It was the best birthday!
[ She thinks it was, at least, as she wipes down the counter. And other than Shiho... ]
I couldn't think of anyone else I'd have rather spent it with, so thank you!
[between the two of them, it doesn't take too long to clean up. and after doing so, he offers his arm to the birthday girl, like the finest gentleman.]
C'mon. I'll walk you back and put you to bed. Your bed, I might add. Which is where you'll stay.
[ Happily, Ann gently loops her arm through the one he offers, practically vibrating with how happy she is. And it's all because of him. ]
Okay! Hey, if you want, you could spend the night. I found Sprinkles finally after all of the drama, I'll bet she'd be super happy to see you! My living space sucks compared to yours, but we could probably make it work. If you wanted to.
[ At least she's not a liar, right? What she is, though, is overly pleased right now. Any time spent with poor Kaiba is a good time other than That One Time that Involved Murder™ ]
Please~? You could even teach me that card game of yours. Er, you could at least try. No guarantees that I'll catch on, I think we're both aware that I'm not exactly a mental giant.
[maybe, just maybe, he's having a good time too. but he lets that chillier facade slip back into place, even if there's no denying a certain lightness to his step.]
It's not really any different from any other game. You can get ultra competitive or just pick up and play for fun.
[three guesses what kind of player he happened to be. and while he ordinarily would boast and brag and insist that he has no time for amateurs... well, obviously that wasn't true. at his heart, he was a gamer, a man who loved to play them as well as sell them. even if he didn't have a lot of time for casual bouts back home.]
And that might be true, but you should still give yourself a little more credit. I wouldn't hang out with a total bimbo.
[...wait, did he just admit to hanging out? oops.]
[ She knows he must be ridiculously competitive because he's definitely an alpha. Everything about him screams it, always has and always will. ]
I tried to play poker once. My friends wouldn't let me...
[ Mostly because some serious shit was on the line and they called her out for being stupid but THAT'S NOT THE POINT. ]
Aww, that's really nice of you to say. You sure about that, though?
[ He SURE DID and Ann Will Remember That™, Seto Kaiba. An elephant never forgets. Even if they've already established she's not an elephant but a stupid cat. ]
[ Wow. At least she's nice enough not to hit him, because he's a friend. Instead, since they're linking arms still, she just gives him a rough tug instead, huffing with a pout. ]
[kaiba pretends to consider the matter. and he gets into it, really into it, acting as though it were truly a do-or-die decision. the full seto kaiba experience, a stern look, sharp eyes, and the coldest, cruelest, chilliest tone this side of hell frozen over. even carmen's fire might be not be able to melt this ice.]
Say something smart. The smartest thing you can think of. And if it doesn't pass muster, I'm ditching you. Forever.
[ Ann blinks up at him, blinking. There's no way he can be serious right now-- actually, yeah, he can, and for a split second she does look a little panicked. ]
Uh...
[ Think. Channel your inner Makoto, Ann. You only failed one final exam. Except she's not real good when put on the spot, so she can only really come up with one thing: ]
...you're super hot?
[ That's the #smartest right?? ]
Make love not war?
[ This isn't a pageant-- ]
Male seahorses carry the babies and pop them out and care for them.
[ ....that was smart, right? It was probably smart. It's a FACT. ]
[kaiba takes a moment, or several moments, considering ann seriously. and in those moments, it seems like this might be the end. it seems like she totally flubbed it, he seems so unimpressed, so exasperated. even before he ever opens his mouth, his very expression reeks of condescension. it might even be enough to make carmen think twice.
and he holds it, and he holds it, and he holds it, and then...]
Heh.
[he laughs. it's quiet, reserved, and brief. but he definitely laughed. and all that displeasure flips right back around. it was a silly answer and thus exactly what he expected from the likes of ann, but he looks endeared all the same. it would appear that the ever crotchety kaiba has award her points for effort, and that's more than good enough.]
There's an old legend about seahorses. That after a hundred years, they become better than what they were. They become dragons.
[ She'd like to think that she's got street smarts vs book smarts, but right now that doesn't really matter, because he's asked her for the smartest thing she can think of, and when put on the spot, she's found herself absolutely lost. It's something she needs to work on, she knows this, but she can't help but freeze up and--
Is. Is he laughing? She blinks again, and then visibly relaxes at the quiet, pleasing noise. Jeez... ]
Wait, really? I've never heard that before. I wish it weren't just a legend, I'll bet they'd be super cute dragons...
[ ...Or really alien looking. She'll stick with cute. ]
I know! I just wish that I was... y'know. A little smarter.
[ But that requires opening books and she's not about that life anymore, blah blah studying sucks, school sucks. ]
The most generous. Even though you're stuck with me regardless of whether you really like it or not. 'Cause this is Hell and apparently this is your eternal punishment, congratulations~
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Date: 2021-11-14 07:52 pm (UTC)Beautiful, powerful, deadly. Just like a panther, lurking in the dark.
[wow seto. so flattering. much compliment, very praise.]
But like, a really, really clumsy one. So more of a big kitty. A kitty who can set things on fire.
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Date: 2021-11-14 08:08 pm (UTC)Wow, you really think so--
[ Nope. The other shoe falls, and she's not even offended. She snorts into her tea, the MOST ladylike here, before she sits up straight, trying not to choke to death on her own delicious drink. ]
Sssssoooo a derpy fire cat, huh? I can't... I can't even argue with that.
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Date: 2021-11-14 08:20 pm (UTC)[he offers what's left of his coffee in a mock toast.]
But I think I'm okay with that. If you're okay with a handsome, regal, majestic dragon leading the way, that is.
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Date: 2021-11-14 08:31 pm (UTC)[ She lifts her glass and lightly clinks it against his, and unfortunately for Seto, she's looking real amused again. ]
Cats are good for being lazy. And laying around on things. And since you're a big, handsome, regal, majestic dragon, you wouldn't mind, right~?
[ Go on, Seto. Answer that, why don't you... ]
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Date: 2021-11-14 08:41 pm (UTC)[look. he answered. although maybe he shouldn't have. he really hates this "having friends" thing.]
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Date: 2021-11-14 08:44 pm (UTC)[ Well, maybe not hacking up hairballs all over the carpet but whatever. It doesn't matter. ]
And not just your stuff. I've now been given permission to sit on whoever I want and knock everyone else's things around too. It's all fair game now and it's all your fault.
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Date: 2021-11-14 08:48 pm (UTC)[or both. maybe neither. but he's feeling just playful enough to tease.]
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Date: 2021-11-14 08:52 pm (UTC)[ FRIENDZONED-- ]
Of course, if you're inviting me to sleep with you, that means I have to come into your room at like three am and run around and knock every last thing down and maybe run over you like ten times too. For good measure.
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Date: 2021-11-14 09:05 pm (UTC)Yeah, yeah. Whatever you say.
[kaiba starts cleaning up the counter, unwittingly falling into the role of wage slave. which would've been unthinkable, once upon a time. once upon a time, he paid good money for good coffee, brewed by some poor intern that he pressed into service and often fired on the spot. but he can't find the heart to complain about it. or fire this awful woman.]
Was it a good birthday?
[he shouldn't care about it. or about her. or about himself. but now he finds that he kind of wants to try.]
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Date: 2021-11-15 12:02 am (UTC)[ She won't. Probably. But even as he starts to clean up, she quickly follows suit after finishing her crepe, not wanting him to have to bear the brunt of cleaning up everything. Besides, it's the least she can do for such a sweet surprise. ]
It was the best birthday!
[ She thinks it was, at least, as she wipes down the counter. And other than Shiho... ]
I couldn't think of anyone else I'd have rather spent it with, so thank you!
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Date: 2021-11-15 12:14 am (UTC)C'mon. I'll walk you back and put you to bed. Your bed, I might add. Which is where you'll stay.
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Date: 2021-11-15 04:13 am (UTC)Okay! Hey, if you want, you could spend the night. I found Sprinkles finally after all of the drama, I'll bet she'd be super happy to see you! My living space sucks compared to yours, but we could probably make it work. If you wanted to.
[ Like, totally, girlfriend. ]
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Date: 2021-11-15 08:57 pm (UTC)Are you bullying me into some dorky sleepover? You know that's totally cramping my style, right?
[but he seems to be seriously considering it. maybe that way, she'll hold off on party crashing his suite... at least for now.]
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Date: 2021-11-20 10:20 pm (UTC)[ At least she's not a liar, right? What she is, though, is overly pleased right now. Any time spent with poor Kaiba is a good time
other than That One Time that Involved Murder™]Please~? You could even teach me that card game of yours. Er, you could at least try. No guarantees that I'll catch on, I think we're both aware that I'm not exactly a mental giant.
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Date: 2021-11-21 11:04 pm (UTC)It's not really any different from any other game. You can get ultra competitive or just pick up and play for fun.
[three guesses what kind of player he happened to be. and while he ordinarily would boast and brag and insist that he has no time for amateurs... well, obviously that wasn't true. at his heart, he was a gamer, a man who loved to play them as well as sell them. even if he didn't have a lot of time for casual bouts back home.]
And that might be true, but you should still give yourself a little more credit. I wouldn't hang out with a total bimbo.
[...wait, did he just admit to hanging out? oops.]
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Date: 2021-11-21 11:42 pm (UTC)I tried to play poker once. My friends wouldn't let me...
[ Mostly because some serious shit was on the line and they called her out for being stupid but THAT'S NOT THE POINT. ]
Aww, that's really nice of you to say. You sure about that, though?
[ He SURE DID and Ann Will Remember That™, Seto Kaiba. An elephant never forgets. Even if they've already established she's not an elephant but a stupid cat. ]
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Date: 2021-11-22 01:42 am (UTC)[and leaning away ever so slightly, because he's pretty sure he's gonna get hit for this...]
Fifty percent, sixty percent bimbo at best. So there's at least forty percent brain knocking around in there somewhere.
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Date: 2021-11-22 01:49 am (UTC)[ Wow. At least she's nice enough not to hit him, because he's a friend. Instead, since they're linking arms still, she just gives him a rough tug instead, huffing with a pout. ]
Can't be at least be an even fifty fifty split!?
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Date: 2021-11-22 04:45 am (UTC)[kaiba pretends to consider the matter. and he gets into it, really into it, acting as though it were truly a do-or-die decision. the full seto kaiba experience, a stern look, sharp eyes, and the coldest, cruelest, chilliest tone this side of hell frozen over. even carmen's fire might be not be able to melt this ice.]
Say something smart. The smartest thing you can think of. And if it doesn't pass muster, I'm ditching you. Forever.
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Date: 2021-11-22 05:44 am (UTC)Uh...
[ Think. Channel your inner Makoto, Ann. You only failed one final exam. Except she's not real good when put on the spot, so she can only really come up with one thing: ]
...you're super hot?
[ That's the #smartest right?? ]
Make love not war?
[ This isn't a pageant-- ]
Male seahorses carry the babies and pop them out and care for them.
[ ....that was smart, right? It was probably smart. It's a FACT. ]
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Date: 2021-11-22 06:52 pm (UTC)and he holds it, and he holds it, and he holds it, and then...]
Heh.
[he laughs. it's quiet, reserved, and brief. but he definitely laughed. and all that displeasure flips right back around. it was a silly answer and thus exactly what he expected from the likes of ann, but he looks endeared all the same. it would appear that the ever crotchety kaiba has award her points for effort, and that's more than good enough.]
There's an old legend about seahorses. That after a hundred years, they become better than what they were. They become dragons.
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Date: 2021-11-22 07:09 pm (UTC)Is. Is he laughing? She blinks again, and then visibly relaxes at the quiet, pleasing noise. Jeez... ]
Wait, really? I've never heard that before. I wish it weren't just a legend, I'll bet they'd be super cute dragons...
[ ...Or really alien looking. She'll stick with cute. ]
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Date: 2021-11-22 09:57 pm (UTC)[because clearly she wasn't. they're both in agreement there. even so...]
Just be you. Your silly, annoying, insufferable self. And I guess I'll put up with it. Since I'm such a generous guy and all.
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Date: 2021-11-28 06:24 pm (UTC)[ But that requires opening books and she's not about that life anymore, blah blah studying sucks, school sucks. ]
The most generous. Even though you're stuck with me regardless of whether you really like it or not. 'Cause this is Hell and apparently this is your eternal punishment, congratulations~