[ Wow. At least she's nice enough not to hit him, because he's a friend. Instead, since they're linking arms still, she just gives him a rough tug instead, huffing with a pout. ]
[kaiba pretends to consider the matter. and he gets into it, really into it, acting as though it were truly a do-or-die decision. the full seto kaiba experience, a stern look, sharp eyes, and the coldest, cruelest, chilliest tone this side of hell frozen over. even carmen's fire might be not be able to melt this ice.]
Say something smart. The smartest thing you can think of. And if it doesn't pass muster, I'm ditching you. Forever.
[ Ann blinks up at him, blinking. There's no way he can be serious right now-- actually, yeah, he can, and for a split second she does look a little panicked. ]
Uh...
[ Think. Channel your inner Makoto, Ann. You only failed one final exam. Except she's not real good when put on the spot, so she can only really come up with one thing: ]
...you're super hot?
[ That's the #smartest right?? ]
Make love not war?
[ This isn't a pageant-- ]
Male seahorses carry the babies and pop them out and care for them.
[ ....that was smart, right? It was probably smart. It's a FACT. ]
[kaiba takes a moment, or several moments, considering ann seriously. and in those moments, it seems like this might be the end. it seems like she totally flubbed it, he seems so unimpressed, so exasperated. even before he ever opens his mouth, his very expression reeks of condescension. it might even be enough to make carmen think twice.
and he holds it, and he holds it, and he holds it, and then...]
Heh.
[he laughs. it's quiet, reserved, and brief. but he definitely laughed. and all that displeasure flips right back around. it was a silly answer and thus exactly what he expected from the likes of ann, but he looks endeared all the same. it would appear that the ever crotchety kaiba has award her points for effort, and that's more than good enough.]
There's an old legend about seahorses. That after a hundred years, they become better than what they were. They become dragons.
[ She'd like to think that she's got street smarts vs book smarts, but right now that doesn't really matter, because he's asked her for the smartest thing she can think of, and when put on the spot, she's found herself absolutely lost. It's something she needs to work on, she knows this, but she can't help but freeze up and--
Is. Is he laughing? She blinks again, and then visibly relaxes at the quiet, pleasing noise. Jeez... ]
Wait, really? I've never heard that before. I wish it weren't just a legend, I'll bet they'd be super cute dragons...
[ ...Or really alien looking. She'll stick with cute. ]
I know! I just wish that I was... y'know. A little smarter.
[ But that requires opening books and she's not about that life anymore, blah blah studying sucks, school sucks. ]
The most generous. Even though you're stuck with me regardless of whether you really like it or not. 'Cause this is Hell and apparently this is your eternal punishment, congratulations~
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Date: 2021-11-22 01:49 am (UTC)[ Wow. At least she's nice enough not to hit him, because he's a friend. Instead, since they're linking arms still, she just gives him a rough tug instead, huffing with a pout. ]
Can't be at least be an even fifty fifty split!?
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Date: 2021-11-22 04:45 am (UTC)[kaiba pretends to consider the matter. and he gets into it, really into it, acting as though it were truly a do-or-die decision. the full seto kaiba experience, a stern look, sharp eyes, and the coldest, cruelest, chilliest tone this side of hell frozen over. even carmen's fire might be not be able to melt this ice.]
Say something smart. The smartest thing you can think of. And if it doesn't pass muster, I'm ditching you. Forever.
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Date: 2021-11-22 05:44 am (UTC)Uh...
[ Think. Channel your inner Makoto, Ann. You only failed one final exam. Except she's not real good when put on the spot, so she can only really come up with one thing: ]
...you're super hot?
[ That's the #smartest right?? ]
Make love not war?
[ This isn't a pageant-- ]
Male seahorses carry the babies and pop them out and care for them.
[ ....that was smart, right? It was probably smart. It's a FACT. ]
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Date: 2021-11-22 06:52 pm (UTC)and he holds it, and he holds it, and he holds it, and then...]
Heh.
[he laughs. it's quiet, reserved, and brief. but he definitely laughed. and all that displeasure flips right back around. it was a silly answer and thus exactly what he expected from the likes of ann, but he looks endeared all the same. it would appear that the ever crotchety kaiba has award her points for effort, and that's more than good enough.]
There's an old legend about seahorses. That after a hundred years, they become better than what they were. They become dragons.
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Date: 2021-11-22 07:09 pm (UTC)Is. Is he laughing? She blinks again, and then visibly relaxes at the quiet, pleasing noise. Jeez... ]
Wait, really? I've never heard that before. I wish it weren't just a legend, I'll bet they'd be super cute dragons...
[ ...Or really alien looking. She'll stick with cute. ]
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Date: 2021-11-22 09:57 pm (UTC)[because clearly she wasn't. they're both in agreement there. even so...]
Just be you. Your silly, annoying, insufferable self. And I guess I'll put up with it. Since I'm such a generous guy and all.
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Date: 2021-11-28 06:24 pm (UTC)[ But that requires opening books and she's not about that life anymore, blah blah studying sucks, school sucks. ]
The most generous. Even though you're stuck with me regardless of whether you really like it or not. 'Cause this is Hell and apparently this is your eternal punishment, congratulations~